Ask and you Shall receive...

I can haz this car:

And I can haz this computer:

And I can haz this apartment (or a town house would do):

And I can haz trips to Hawaii, Florida and Provincetown:

And I can haz lots of new fabulous clothes:

And I can still haz a bunch of this after all is said and done:

And earn even more of that off my book series because I'm a great writer and will have an amazing career:

 (like Nicholas Sparks but with diversity)

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, please?


Kthx.